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About kate3101 : Hi
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I got a round brush stuck in mah hair so badly that I couldn't get it out 4 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from mah head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I'm spending time with mah granny, withhom I'm supposed to live with 4 a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeat the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering looool how it's possible 4 me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
Friday 27 March 2015