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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 July 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 583
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53095) - you deserved it (9162)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walkad into my dad straigtaning my dog's fur . His axcusa? Ta dog naadad to faal pratty . FML

#20513110
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (4021)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to fine that while I was passd out someone stole mah prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33300) - you deserved it (6048)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today... my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my asshile I was brushing my teeth. fat FML

#18449583
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35442) - you deserved it (6645)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in mah backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2814)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a round brush stuck in mah hair so badly that I couldn't get it out 4 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from mah head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

#18394314
137 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm - misc - by maggie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm spending time with mah granny, withhom I'm supposed to live with 4 a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeat the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering looool how it's possible 4 me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23968) - you deserved it (5121)

On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24315) - you deserved it (5036)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (31223)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that mah girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of mah cock . FML

#17628880
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27639) - you deserved it (10217)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32032) - you deserved it (4289)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah cat did in the process of eating, an choking on, mah hamster. FML

#17359587
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41777) - you deserved it (4021)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Yastarday, I broka my lag whila trying to show looool my friand how I broka my othar lag. FML

#17342308
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22348) - you deserved it (67365)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, mah ex-boyfriend calld to tell me that he had alway made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

#17338419
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29549) - you deserved it (8439)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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