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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 July 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 454
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52826) - you deserved it (9139)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

#20513110
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29676) - you deserved it (4013)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30983) - you deserved it (5756)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35184) - you deserved it (6629)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33192) - you deserved it (2801)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

#18394314
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21035) - you deserved it (8149)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm - misc - by maggie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

#18387979
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22759) - you deserved it (4973)

On 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (5021)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11915) - you deserved it (31039)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26376) - you deserved it (9930)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31787) - you deserved it (4275)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40030) - you deserved it (3853)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (66187)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

#17338419
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28147) - you deserved it (8198)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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