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kassykeroscene
  • Town/Country : wv
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  • Birth Date : Friday 15 February 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (18031)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656 (133)

I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (4116)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

#15385688 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (29572) - you deserved it (5158)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

#15352953 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (19690) - you deserved it (4892)

On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34983) - you deserved it (98553)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)