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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kassums : Eighteen, Ginger
Serious love for cats, A Day To Remember, pizza, & living out on my own!
Don't be afraid to message me and talk!

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kassums's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39059) - you deserved it (8133)

On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52532) - you deserved it (3370)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I misplaced my phone at small house party. I found it later, but not before being called a sick bastard by my crush. It seems one of my "friends" sent her a cock pic with my phone, and now she wants nothing to do with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44294) - you deserved it (5167)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:01pm - love - by spastic hardon (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML


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On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48585) - you deserved it (3238)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML


I agree, your life sucks (51263) - you deserved it (3426)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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