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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 May 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About karpoi : Just like everyone else, I go on here to kill some time and get a good laugh^^ I'm honestly not sure what to put on my bio... So I'll just leave now... okay.. Bye..

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML


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