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  • Town/Country : Mushayrib, United Arab Emirates
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 101
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About karpediem : it's the blessed virgin of yorba linda. do you want to see her dance?

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Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

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On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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