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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14636) - you deserved it (2646)
On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36845) - you deserved it (4363)
On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Petitprof (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML
I agree, your life sucks (21213) - you deserved it (2241)
On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24927) - you deserved it (2640)
On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15595) - you deserved it (8744)
On 08/13/2010 at 3:45pm - animals - by Spelit (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10185) - you deserved it (22363)
On 06/06/2010 at 12:00pm - love - by CrazzY88s - Ireland (Cork)
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19009) - you deserved it (5513)
On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML
I agree, your life sucks (17474) - you deserved it (236714)
On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (247335)
On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Monday 20 May 2013
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