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About karmabyproxy : Renaissance woman. Tattoo and piercing lover. Sarcastic bitch.

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Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML


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