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karma_89812
  • Town/Country : Poultney, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9743
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About karma_89812 : laid back, relaxed, loves humor =)
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Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (43637) - you deserved it (78423)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (22862) - you deserved it (70948)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

#226392 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (51983) - you deserved it (4267)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)