laid back, relaxed, loves humor =)
get to know me on www.myspace.com/reckless_x_abandon, if you'd like =)
*don't hit on me, it won't work.
Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36674) - you totally deserved it (67683)
On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19744) - you totally deserved it (64857)
On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML
I agree, your life sucks (46457) - you totally deserved it (3415)
On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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