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About karma_89812 : laid back, relaxed, loves humor =)
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Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
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I agree, your life sucks (52391) - you deserved it (98259)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29201) - you deserved it (86843)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63126) - you deserved it (5777)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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