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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 January 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About karmaSUCKS321453 : I tell you how it is and tell off idiots

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Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by ashleyevans (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by Jim Smith (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by abbyleigh08 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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