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  • Town/Country : Galveston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 December 1988 (25 years)
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Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10355) - you deserved it (144751)

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