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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

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379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18389) - you deserved it (77398)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

#17877097
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I agree, your life sucks (24398) - you deserved it (5487)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
426 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
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On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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On 11/10/2009 at 11:25am - misc - by ClosetMishap (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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