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karina02
  • Town/Country : k-town, karina02
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2109
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
232 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

#18732318
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On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
212 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
212 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247
132 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML

#18724362
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On 01/06/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by only 10 more hours to go (woman) - United States

Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML

#18724362
130 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by only 10 more hours to go (woman) - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

#18710247
108 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
180 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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