About karen1991 : Hello world my name is Karen! I am 20 with a crazy interesting wonderful and other sorts of life. I love to meet new people and have fun. Music is my coffee without it I am a zombie and not the good kinda zombie ether if there is such a thing, after watching zombie land I don't think so. Save the twinkys!! After watching that movie I ate so many of those yellow delicious bastards..Lol..soooo world send me a message or talk about zombies with me till then Tyler!
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by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd… Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today, my boss refused to let me leave work a little early to greet my best friend, who is coming…