About karen1991 : Hello world my name is Karen! I am 20 with a crazy interesting wonderful and other sorts of life. I love to meet new people and have fun. Music is my coffee without it I am a zombie and not the good kinda zombie ether if there is such a thing, after watching zombie land I don't think so. Save the twinkys!! After watching that movie I ate so many of those yellow delicious bastards..Lol..soooo world send me a message or talk about zombies with me till then Tyler!
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by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially… Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can… Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been…
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…