About karen1991 : Hello world my name is Karen! I am 20 with a crazy interesting wonderful and other sorts of life. I love to meet new people and have fun. Music is my coffee without it I am a zombie and not the good kinda zombie ether if there is such a thing, after watching zombie land I don't think so. Save the twinkys!! After watching that movie I ate so many of those yellow delicious bastards..Lol..soooo world send me a message or talk about zombies with me till then Tyler!
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by tammy / 06/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 1:44am / United States / Health
by crippy / 06/26/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Health
Today, in a drunken, depressed state I thought I heard my deceased mother trying to make contact with me from beyond the grave. It took me a moment to realise that the soft voice was from the music my neighbours were playing. FML
by hearingthings / 06/25/2012 at 10:59pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Wwiimaniac / 06/25/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by blah56 / 06/23/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by GM38 / 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by hakura madada / 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 10:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
by DwarfFrog / 06/18/2012 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
by NotGay / 06/16/2012 at 1:45am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by fail / 06/15/2012 at 11:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by anonymous / 06/14/2012 at 10:54am / China (Jiangsu) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…