About karen1991 : Hello world my name is Karen! I am 20 with a crazy interesting wonderful and other sorts of life. I love to meet new people and have fun. Music is my coffee without it I am a zombie and not the good kinda zombie ether if there is such a thing, after watching zombie land I don't think so. Save the twinkys!! After watching that movie I ate so many of those yellow delicious bastards..Lol..soooo world send me a message or talk about zombies with me till then Tyler!
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by tuggernuts / 07/17/2012 at 11:32am / United States / Intimacy
by oops123 / 07/16/2012 at 10:38am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 12:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Leyla / 07/14/2012 at 3:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by tapeissticky591 / 07/14/2012 at 1:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by hot coffee / 07/12/2012 at 11:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Deadcat101 / 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though; he's not a rapist. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2012 at 12:43pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Intimacy
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
by Jenna / 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
by needmorelocks / 07/03/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
by BloodFaerie / 06/30/2012 at 2:49am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by RatCityChick / 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML
by purpleskylight / 06/27/2012 at 1:29am / United States (Kentucky) / Health
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside…