About karen1991 : Hello world my name is Karen! I am 20 with a crazy interesting wonderful and other sorts of life. I love to meet new people and have fun. Music is my coffee without it I am a zombie and not the good kinda zombie ether if there is such a thing, after watching zombie land I don't think so. Save the twinkys!! After watching that movie I ate so many of those yellow delicious bastards..Lol..soooo world send me a message or talk about zombies with me till then Tyler!
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Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 11:08am - intimacy - by maggierose171 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams to come over for a movie. When I answered the door, my little brother ran up behind me, yelled "geronimo" and pulled down my pants and underwear. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Monday 17 June 2013
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