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by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by user210 / 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by mrricecakes / 03/23/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by me / 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by batsu / 01/27/2012 at 1:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by frownyface / 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…