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About kaoticroy : Hey I'm Preston just thought that might be necessary for you viewing this particular profile , p.s. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY ........yes I respect women

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62753) - you deserved it (8403)

On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML


I agree, your life sucks (52579) - you deserved it (8568)

On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML


I agree, your life sucks (61632) - you deserved it (11875)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (40601)

On 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by dab1230 (woman) - United States (New York)

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