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kaoticroy

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kaoticroy : Hey I'm Preston just thought that might be necessary for you viewing this particular profile , p.s. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY ........yes I respect women

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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kaoticroy's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

by fuckmuppeter512 / 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

by dab1230 / 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy