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Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

#20140057
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25173) - you deserved it (4326)

On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML

#20130811
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (2449)

On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML

#20129645
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11244) - you deserved it (36348)

On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
279 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

#20127580
82 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

#20126784
99 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, it's my birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that my son can call me from jail. FML

#20117850
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23040) - you deserved it (3746)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:10am - kids - by Reihna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

#20110308
153 comments

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

#20101904
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27478) - you deserved it (2546)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, I have so much ass-acne that it hurts to sit. FML

#20101066
172 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by Chamorru (man) - United States

Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML

#20098049
86 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

#20097224
76 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML

#20096947
100 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 4:04pm - health - by liveviathetredmill - United States (New York)

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

#20094225
94 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

#20089182
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29251) - you deserved it (5162)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)



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