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Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion. When I got home, I took it out of the bag and accidentally dropped it (not realizing it was made of glass). The bottle shattered into pieces and I even cut my finger on one piece. So much for relieving stress. FML

#8597104
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18357) - you deserved it (3924)

On 02/23/2010 at 7:56pm - health - by Stress (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34698) - you deserved it (4504)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML

#7815637
158 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Namnack - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

#6532125
61 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by NeedHeadPhone (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

#6436745
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39258) - you deserved it (3068)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

#5588493
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27859) - you deserved it (19911)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so that his mom couldn't hear anything. I'm 20 years old and I lost my virginity with Disney Channel blaring in the background. FML

#5434150
87 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by seriouslystupid (woman) - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

#5141393
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35922) - you deserved it (5268)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

#5011183
203 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
148 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

#2734034
460 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FML

#2465572
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42109) - you deserved it (9635)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by sadwife (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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