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Today, I wanted to make love with my boyfriend for the first time. I wanted everything to be perfect. The CD kept skipping, the rose petals had ants all over them, and he couldn't get it up. FML

#5011183
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43436) - you deserved it (9846)

On 09/02/2009 at 11:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46613) - you deserved it (8363)

On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60736) - you deserved it (25387)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

#2734034
459 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47983) - you deserved it (60052)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our 1 year anniversary and it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two pack of cigarettes. FML

#2465572
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39976) - you deserved it (9285)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by sadwife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708
235 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

#171291
53 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18766) - you deserved it (47321)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
126 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
26 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend doesn't know if he should break up with me because he loves me too much, or to stay with me and make me suffer. I have no clue as to what's going on in his head. FML

#169
84 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)



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