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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 February 1998 (16 years)
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About kantalita_claire : Hey everyone! I'm Claire, and the kantalita in my username means "sarcasm" in Cebuano, which describes my personality. I love Fall Out Boy, Black Veil Brides and The Pretty Reckless among other bands. I like rose tattoos, anchors and makeup. I got an Instagram a few months ago, please go follow it: @kantalita_claire

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