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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kandy3612 : Feel free to chat with me…I don't mind making new friends 😌 cuz it's a lot better than people checking out my profile every now and then 😛
I'm an introvert, btw…I'm sure you guys (those who check out my profile) have guessed that already 😂😜 So if you stalk me I'll stalk you back but I'll never say "Hi" first 😂

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kandy3612's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50197) - you deserved it (6008)

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