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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 March 1997 (17 years)
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About kandy3612 : In case you're wondering why I haven't used my actual pic…then you should be aware of the creepy people out there…so, if you're not creepy, you can be my friend :)

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Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML


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