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kandi_shop_xoxo
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 November 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4410
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kandi_shop_xoxo : I am 20 years old, and in college. I am auditioning for the musical theatre department at my college this upcoming October. I love to dance, sing, paint, and act. Music is my life. =) Oh, and yes, I LOVE Twilight. J'aime la vie!!

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Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63750) - you deserved it (4385)

On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

#1192278 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (61218) - you deserved it (11958)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by BerryRockstar (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42620) - you deserved it (500253)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)