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About kandi_shop_xoxo : I am 20 years old, and in college. I am auditioning for the musical theatre department at my college this upcoming October. I love to dance, sing, paint, and act. Music is my life. =) Oh, and yes, I LOVE Twilight. J'aime la vie!!
Lost and Desperate Housewives are addicting!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML
Friday 5 February 2016