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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 138
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kandee_bc : 21 and obsessed with Hello Kitty! Don't judge.. lol I love Breathe Carolina! I have tattoos. Born & raised in Texas!
I'm a friendly person, so don't be shy to say hi! :D

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Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49093) - you deserved it (7774)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML


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On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50865) - you deserved it (4911)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by emmamrose7 (woman) - United States (California)

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