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About kandee_bc : 21 and obsessed with Hello Kitty! Don't judge.. lol I love Breathe Carolina! I have tattoos. Born & raised in Texas!
I'm a friendly person, so don't be shy to say hi! :D
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
Wednesday 26 November 2014