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About kambrai0811 : I'm married and have three amazing children! I don't usually comment because people on fml are pretty vicious. Especially when it comes to grammar. ;)
I like to read fml everyday.
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Friday 5 February 2016