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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kambrai0811 : I'm married and have three amazing children! I don't usually comment because people on fml are pretty vicious. Especially when it comes to grammar. ;)
I like to read fml everyday.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


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Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML


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