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kalwalls

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 694
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kalwalls : nice gal
junior hockey goalie

kalwalls's page activity

Visits<b>PercyD1456</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 6:04am<b>papa_vas</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 3:11pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 11:14pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:07pm<b>Levi32</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:52am<b>jonah777</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 6:35pm<b>mhoch22</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 1:16am<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 5:09am<b>Maldy</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:04am<b>Contiinuous</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 9:20pm<b>crossl16</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:43pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 6:02pm<b>CaptinCorey</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 6:44am<b>YTfangirl</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 5:30pm<b>flufee2</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 4:46pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 5:35pm<b>memehunter</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 11:20pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Levi32</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 2:52pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:29pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 8:33pm<b>JayDubs8</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 1:37am<b>flufee2</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 1:42am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 2:22am

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kalwalls's favorite FMLs

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML

by Not Wanted / 09/06/2014 at 9:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 4:22pm / Spain (Comunidad Valenciana) / Animals

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

by AndrewKeane / 06/09/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

by Numbass123 / 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm / United States (Nevada) / Health

Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML

by Anonymous Pillock / 04/30/2014 at 6:25pm / United Kingdom / Money

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids