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Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22156) - you deserved it (7084)

On 11/20/2010 at 5:40am - misc - by misc (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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