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kaleb0121
  • Town/Country : Wellington Florida, uSA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 864
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About kaleb0121 : I'm Kaleb and I'm 15

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Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36691) - you deserved it (6816)

On 07/23/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by Prego my ego - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55809) - you deserved it (9522)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)



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