Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 391
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

kalakhoon's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:40pm<b>fluffingclouds</b> - the 01/24/2011 at 9:05am<b>ilovejunkfood</b> - the 01/23/2011 at 3:50pm<b>pinklover24</b> - the 01/23/2011 at 10:45am<b>canadian_ftw</b> - the 12/28/2010 at 1:06pm<b>lovestrong</b> - the 12/20/2010 at 11:01am<b>AwesumIndianGurl</b> - the 12/02/2010 at 12:23pm<b>milf762010</b> - the 11/29/2010 at 4:24am<b>sxcthaigirl</b> - the 11/28/2010 at 3:17pm<b>gigilvrs6</b> - the 11/28/2010 at 11:45am<b>AthinaMarie</b> - the 11/28/2010 at 12:14am<b>worldclass</b> - the 11/25/2010 at 8:58pm<b>maphineRAWRS</b> - the 11/16/2010 at 3:42am<b>Comedie</b> - the 11/13/2010 at 1:33pm<b>cdatribe23</b> - the 11/12/2010 at 10:01pm<b>Toriab13</b> - the 11/10/2010 at 4:11pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 11/10/2010 at 12:00am<b>ItsSho</b> - the 11/08/2010 at 9:19pm

kalakhoon's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

kalakhoon's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (8841)

On 03/10/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by Jim - United States

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39782) - you deserved it (3270)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: