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Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35228) - you deserved it (8497)

On 03/10/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by Jim - United States

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36215) - you deserved it (2990)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)



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