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  • Number of visits : 115
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About kak_999999999 : I read the "intimacy" FMLs to get turned on. Yeah, I'm weird. Nuff said

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Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7694) - you deserved it (60017)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28543) - you deserved it (2405)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States



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