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About kak_999999999 : I read the "intimacy" FMLs to get turned on. Yeah, I'm weird. Nuff said
I moderated this!
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It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
Friday 12 December 2014