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Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (6301)

On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML


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On 01/01/2009 at 10:38am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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