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Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML


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On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML


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On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML


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On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML


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On 06/27/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Gary - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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