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Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for 'impeding a police officer'. My car was in my driveway. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Candycane88 / 03/26/2013 at 10:12am / United States (California) / Love
by f-ugly / 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML
by fuckyoutoo / 03/24/2013 at 7:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm / United States / Love
by boo8713 / 11/28/2012 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
by FUSheldon / 11/28/2012 at 12:15am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Bliggins / 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by JB / 09/09/2012 at 4:34am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 9:53am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
by LiveLoveLys / 03/31/2012 at 2:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by GetHardOrGoHome / 03/31/2012 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Health
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