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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 248
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40756) - you deserved it (3884)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about how adorable his son is. Just after posting, I read the other peoples' comments and find out that it's his daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9416) - you deserved it (37953)

On 11/30/2009 at 11:53pm - kids - by PntsLessWonder (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML


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On 10/25/2009 at 3:19pm - love - by rollercoaster (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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