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About kaileyconrey : Im a cheerleader of 7 years at Cheer Athletics

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Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29237) - you deserved it (4301)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by CAchickadee - United States (California)

Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32253) - you deserved it (2781)

On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33275) - you deserved it (2824)

On 07/29/2010 at 4:02am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23987) - you deserved it (51622)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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