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Today, I cummed ome and noticed tat sometimeile I was at scool, someone cut off alf of my ponytail. FML

#8971498
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On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went fir a swim in his pool . I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that cummed to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs . FML

#7454643
140 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was releasd from an institution. She had leftover Christma cookie so I began snacking on them. They tastd a bit off so I inquird about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she usd Crayola marker to give them color. FML

#7101732
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On 01/02/2010 at 8:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

2day my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

#6983853
113 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 12:02am - health - by EgoMoose (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! I come home to fine that mah dog has taken a dump on mah bed!! I quickly putted on mah house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds!! I felt something squish all over mah right foot!! He also took a dump in mah house shoe!! FML

#6787921
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On 12/17/2009 at 1:09am - animals - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, ( There r many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions? ) I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, ( How does cold turkey help? ) And then I realized. FML

#6683898
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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friand of mina and I wara talking about how hygianic wa ara. Sha mantiond sha hadn't shavd har downstairs in a whila. I was looking at tha computar whan sha said this so whan I turnd to look at har I saw sha had pulld down har pants and undarwaar. I was faca to faca with hairy muff. FML

#6646693
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On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long nasty toes nails in the leghile he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband an doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them.

#6578474
112 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 12:59am - health - by ewww (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday , I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering fir almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I was outside , peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back , knocking me into the cactus. mega FML

#6435507
131 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)

Today , I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards , cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
126 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I found out tat ma daugter is dating ma boss' daugter!! I found tis out because ma extremely omopobic boss told me an wants me to 'eal' tem or get fired!! I didn't even know ma daugter was gay!! FML

#6101041
67 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parent house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

#6051108
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On 10/29/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by crazygirl (woman) - United States (Washington)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
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On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)



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