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by ugh annoying / 07/01/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
by Sam / 06/24/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by ven980 / 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
by littlegirl / 05/07/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by unlucky dudebag / 01/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / France / Health
by BiteMe14 / 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
by carrottop / 01/07/2011 at 7:12am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Drew / 08/05/2010 at 1:18am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ladyhavery / 06/28/2010 at 9:28am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Annakins / 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Nancy / 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…