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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 September 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook. I asked him about it, and he reassured me the pictures were from months ago. Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck. The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get. FML

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30287) - you deserved it (2285)

On 03/08/2013 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I was taking a patient's blood pressure, and listening for his pulse with my stethoscope. I couldn't hear anything, so I adjusted the cuff and tried again. Still no pulse. He pointed out that my stethoscope was the wrong way around and sneered, "You been smokin' the reefer, boy?" FML


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On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML


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On 03/05/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by goodgrief (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML


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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

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