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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 608
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31158) - you deserved it (5377)

On 11/24/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24251) - you deserved it (6378)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:25am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

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182 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29697) - you deserved it (5960)

On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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