Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

kaijapapaya

Search for a member

kaijapapaya
  • Town/Country : Marysville, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 533
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

kaijapapaya's last visitors

alexmac222graceinsheepwearidgafSOstfuDocBastardJessi_the_sexii

kaijapapaya's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

kaijapapaya's favorite FMLs

Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML

#13967248
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28826) - you deserved it (5058)

On 11/24/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML

#13657606
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22928) - you deserved it (6196)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:25am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

#13626232
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14207) - you deserved it (24662)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

#13595352
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27592) - you deserved it (5668)

On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: