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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kagrahamcracka : Well I love spiderman and all superheroes. It's also my greatest dream to be a mermaid

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Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22064) - you deserved it (35001)

On 11/29/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

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On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)



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