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About kaffeeine : hello and welcome! :)
i'd like to take this time to tell you that I enjoy coffee, sugary treats, and yummy food a whooole lot. I also sleep like ten hours a day. my friends describe me as loud, lazy, yet energetic.
if i sound like a bucket of fun or we have something in common, you should message me! i also have snapchat and kik, which i might give if you ask politely :)
aaand feel free to follow me on instagram if you've got it : @_kaffeine
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML
Today , mah parents left early in the morning to run some looool errands , and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway 4 them while they were out. An hour later , they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends . We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like . Right as we started playing, 4 some unearthly reason mah body decided to let out a little pee . I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet . He did . real FML
Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML
Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML
Today, Mah Friends And Me Had A Little Water Balloon Fight And Somehow It Led To Throwing Water Balloons At Cars!! We All Decided To Hit A Car All At Once, After One Cummed By We All Hit It!! The Car Stopped And Started Flashing Bright Blue Lights!! We Ended Up Hitting An Off-duty Police Car!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015