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kaffeeine

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kaffeeine

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 433
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kaffeeine : hello and welcome! :)

i'd like to take this time to tell you that I enjoy coffee, sugary treats, and yummy food a whooole lot. I also sleep like ten hours a day. my friends describe me as loud, lazy, yet energetic.

if i sound like a bucket of fun or we have something in common, you should message me! i also have snapchat and kik, which i might give if you ask politely :)

aaand feel free to follow me on instagram if you've got it : @_kaffeine

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kaffeeine's favorite FMLs

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63960) - you deserved it (8110)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY MAH LITTLE BROTHER PUTTED A BATTERY TO MAH TONGUE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH MAH MOUTH OPEN. THE SHOCK FOUND ITS WAY RIGHT TO MAH METAL FILLING. FML

#21123309
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42916) - you deserved it (3706)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Taday my dad decided to shave his bered. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

#21093737
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35271) - you deserved it (12180)

On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , mah parents left early in the morning to run some looool errands , and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway 4 them while they were out. An hour later , they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

#21032937
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46887) - you deserved it (5177)

On 01/19/2014 at 3:35pm - misc - by fail (man) - United States

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends . We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like . Right as we started playing, 4 some unearthly reason mah body decided to let out a little pee . I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet . He did . real FML

#20804466
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53170) - you deserved it (17254)

On 07/26/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27614) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, mah boyfriend said he was going to give looool me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24325) - you deserved it (3716)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (5259)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML

Today, Mah Friends And Me Had A Little Water Balloon Fight And Somehow It Led To Throwing Water Balloons At Cars!! We All Decided To Hit A Car All At Once, After One Cummed By We All Hit It!! The Car Stopped And Started Flashing Bright Blue Lights!! We Ended Up Hitting An Off-duty Police Car!! FML

#616637
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11653) - you deserved it (112821)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by AzNFoo (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago 4 Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine !! FML

#43018
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31480) - you deserved it (2706)

On 02/14/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by NoValentine (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I fell asleep . I felt something on my face . I battd it away . It was my hamster . It did from a concussion upon hitting the wall . FML

#8687
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36122) - you deserved it (13996)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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