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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 May 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 364
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML


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On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML


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On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML


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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 8:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML


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On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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