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kablamoplasty
  • Town/Country : portland, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 503
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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9715) - you deserved it (35688)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States



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