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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 535
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10291) - you deserved it (37327)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38588) - you deserved it (4116)

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