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kablamoplasty
  • Town/Country : portland, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 August 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 322
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7925) - you deserved it (26089)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28171) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (23540) - you deserved it (2805)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)