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Today, I'm trapped in my apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside my only door and prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

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On 01/10/2014 at 6:15am - animals - by RaccoonFever - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Georgia -

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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