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Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
by friedchicken / 11/12/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
by John / 06/30/2011 at 4:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Lil_bit / 01/04/2010 at 12:05am / France / Transportation
by Ouch / 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2009 at 12:39am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
by a manly woman? / 02/09/2009 at 6:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, somewhat annoyed: "Dont drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML
by AgathedeBlouse / 11/18/2008 at 1:42am / Animals
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
by frog / 11/06/2008 at 8:01am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…