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Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't knowhere it was. I'd been following her for at least looool an hourhen she pulld into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no ideahere I am. FML

#18225132
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27785) - you deserved it (9423)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Mah Father Spent Half An Hour Trying To Convert Mah Cat To Christianity. He Has Already Done This With Mah Other Two Cats. He's Completely Serious An Thinks They R Born-again Christians. FML

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177 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I bagan to walk across tha straathan I saw a vary familiar old lady struggla across it. I walkd ovar to halp har, and only aftar sha had blown har rapahistla and sockd ma in tha nuts did sha raaliza I was har grandson. FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

Today, I backd into our naw garaga door. Tha sama naw garaga door that wa purchasd cuz I broka our old ona by backing into it. FML

#7137306
62 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Lil_bit - France

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs an pink bedding to go with mah babby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
391 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I was on a small plane. A fligt attendant told us tat tere was too muc weigt in te front of te plane and tey needed 3 people to move to te back of te plane. I volunteer and walk to te back. Se says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

#942565
18 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by a manly woman? (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... MY HUSBAND INVITED HIS BOSS AN HIS WIFE TO DINNER. DURING THE MEAL... I TASTED THE WINE AN APOLOGISED 4 ITS BAD QUALITY... SOMEWHAT ANNOYED: "DONT DRINK THAT... I'LL GO AN LOOK 4 ANOTHER BOTTLE." UNFORTUNATELY... IT WAS OUR GUESTS WHO HAD BROUGHT THE WINE IN QUESTION. FML

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22 comments

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On 11/29/2008 at 11:11am - misc - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

2day as I do every morning, I woke up an gave mah dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissd him on the arse. FML

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64 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today,ile on oliday in England, a cute boy cummed up and askedere I'm from . Wen I said Paris, e gave a look and said, "O, strange, I always tougt Parisians were te most beautiful women in te world." FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)



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