About k_lylepad : I'm weird...but I think that's okay.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
k_lylepad's favorite FMLs
by kayla53 / 02/29/2016 at 11:17am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
by FuglyBetty / 02/24/2016 at 5:48pm / Norway (Aust-Agder) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sent an email to my teacher asking if a source was a primary source, he replied yes. I got my grade back for my essay and it was worse than I expected. My teacher said it was because I didn't use a primary source. I showed him the email, to which he replied, "Well, I was wrong in the email." FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 8:16am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
by EllieS9311 / 02/16/2016 at 8:16am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Health
Today, my dad thought it was a great idea to text me and say he decided to put our dog down. I was in the middle of class and still had hours left at school. It's not fun to walk across campus holding back tears. FML
by wideeyeddays / 02/02/2016 at 3:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by HBSLICE / 02/02/2016 at 1:37pm / United States / Work
by clostar / 01/19/2016 at 3:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by WellGroomed / 11/26/2015 at 10:20am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by CaraMaria / 11/24/2015 at 4:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/31/2015 at 3:19am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today I got a question from a guest at work. I work as a scenic tour pilot and our airplanes have a…