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Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML

#14913113 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (17442) - you deserved it (1740)

On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

#14753081 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (42114) - you deserved it (3082)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

#14613102 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (21226) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4346) - you deserved it (70424)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (22215) - you deserved it (9723)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (11557) - you deserved it (19606)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML

#14558780 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (20717) - you deserved it (3111)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

#14456852 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (22475) - you deserved it (6121)

On 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML

#14417379 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (16356) - you deserved it (2192)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by Alana - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (18384) - you deserved it (4097)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

#14391012 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (28775) - you deserved it (5049)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

#14386924 (281)

I agree, your life sucks (32302) - you deserved it (6438)

On 12/29/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by ihateteenagers (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

#14386162 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (7631) - you deserved it (15687)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (4749) - you deserved it (59821)

On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (30569) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)