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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About jxcala : :) 21 years old. Love to smile and laugh. My life consists of college, work, and church :). I adore reading! I'm a country girl at heart, so I love me some country music. :) I'm a proud Christian :) and happily engaged! Here for the laughs and cringe-worthy FML's. Feel free to message me if you'd like!

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