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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 5:31pm - health - by Official_Person (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I learned my boyfriend had another girlfriend, his excuse was he was bipolar and each of his personalities need a girlfriend. FML
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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)
Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)
Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States
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