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  • Town/Country : Your mother's house
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1337
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jwbbabe : Guido, model (yes, the picture is me, so stop asking);
Life's a bitch, and so am I.

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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323 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

#13157318
213 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

#13087587
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18169) - you deserved it (4993)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
100 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28828) - you deserved it (26807)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML

#13024649
76 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
294 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

#12922106
125 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML

#12816242
159 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

#12612003
110 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML

#10922943
122 comments

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On 06/02/2010 at 5:31pm - health - by Official_Person (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
281 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML

#8891257
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23651) - you deserved it (1967)

On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML

#8867961
152 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700
135 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States



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