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jw90
  • Town/Country : A Thousand Miles From Nowhere, U.S
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4349
  • Number of comments : 761
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jw90 : Hi, my name is Josh. Lover of music, books, video games, and movies. I'm not an interesting person. I'm quite boring to say the least. I'm just here to read FMLs and remind myself my life doesn't suck that much. Sometimes I make stupid comments, but I'm only human. If you don't like them then dislike and move on. There is no reason to message me and harass me because you don't like what I say. Trust me I've seen much worse on here. Message me if you care to, I don't bite..much.

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Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

#20903065
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37571) - you deserved it (14335)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

#6265559
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27033) - you deserved it (4080)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my fifty-five year old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend saying "I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML

#6118841
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18318) - you deserved it (1657)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by whatthef - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

#6083717
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27223) - you deserved it (8212)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31907) - you deserved it (4849)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

#5528599
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (5340)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

#5208232
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36750) - you deserved it (7888)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74553) - you deserved it (5747)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)



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