About jw90 : Hi, my name is Josh. Lover of music, books, video games, and movies. I'm not an interesting person. I'm quite boring to say the least. I'm just here to read FMLs and remind myself my life doesn't suck that much. Sometimes I make stupid comments, but I'm only human. If you don't like them then dislike and move on. There is no reason to message me and harass me because you don't like what I say. Trust me I've seen much worse on here. Message me if you care to, I don't bite..much.
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Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
by DangerZone / 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by whatthef / 11/02/2009 at 1:06pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by kissless / 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by namhtor / 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
by demk / 08/20/2009 at 10:51am / United States (New York) / Love
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