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Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21782) - you deserved it (3075)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my fifty-five year old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend saying "I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML

#6118841 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (16152) - you deserved it (1483)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by whatthef - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

#6083717 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (6595)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (27715) - you deserved it (3774)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML

#5528599 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (19551) - you deserved it (4135)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

#5208232 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (30166) - you deserved it (6053)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

#4679232 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (67463) - you deserved it (5180)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)